You can't be a pirate if you haven't got a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules.

Sleep Talkin' Man is one of the funniest things I have ever found on the internet and it makes me laugh every morning. It is a blog about a woman's English husband who talks in his sleep. She records everything he says and posts it for us to enjoy. Beware though, there is a lot of foul language.

Sleep Talkin' Man

They sell apparel, coffee mugs and even ringtones with the quotes on them. Hilarious!

I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!